Shedding some light on Monday’s Canadian Federal election

My analysis of the federal parties, in light bulb jokes:

How many Conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! We cut light bulbs from the last budget so you can save more taxes.

How many Liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: I dunno yet, but here are some light bulbs I bought on credit?

How many New Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two! We need more light bulbs!

How many Greens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! We plan to replace light bulbs with environmentally friendly LED lights!

Now put down that light bulb and go vote on Monday!

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